“One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize…” — Franklin P. Jones

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.