"I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John." — Fulton J. Sheen

Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded.

The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings.

Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.