"You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am." — Gene Simmons

Live and think like a poor man and you'll always be OK.

The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage.

I've always been anti-marriage for men until they become mature. As a species we don't mature until we're in our 60s.

People who are the salt of the earth get up and go to a job that they hate.