"The thing that upsets me the most is the entitlement of people that will stand with a flag and say t..." — George Lopez

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show.

If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.

I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.