"I won't apologize for ticket prices. I think we're well worth it. We consider ourselves in the elite..." — Glenn Frey

Hey, I didn't make a big deal out of Hotel California. The 18 million people that bought it did.

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women.

Hey, a woman changed her mind - what else is new?

I'm just as insufferable and useless as every other dad is. The dynamic never changes, no matter what you do for a living.