“The lowest point in my non-league career came when I was a teenage substitute fo…” — Glenn Murray

My wife is from Brighton so I got a bit of stick for going to Palace even though in my first three-and-a-half years at Brighton I didn't actually face them. So I don't think I completely understood the rivalry.

I'm an out-and-out striker. It's my job to hold the ball up, to get in the box and to score goals. And, yes, I keep count.

I've had many strike partners over the years and usually their aim is to outscore you - and take great pleasure in doing so.

I'm never going to be one of these players who dribbles past three and bends it into the top corner from 25 yards. That's not me.