“I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not…” — Gloria Swanson

The Sennett system of making pictures was actually fun. You never knew what the person next to you was going to do.

The Paramount executives were so pleased with Sunset Boulevard that they asked me to do a publicity tour.

The only time I ever went hunting I remembered it as a grisly experience.

The first feminine feature that goes, with advancing age, is the neck.