“I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divor…” — Gloria Swanson

The Sennett system of making pictures was actually fun. You never knew what the person next to you was going to do.

The Paramount executives were so pleased with Sunset Boulevard that they asked me to do a publicity tour.

The only time I ever went hunting I remembered it as a grisly experience.

The first feminine feature that goes, with advancing age, is the neck.