"The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore." — H. L. Mencken

There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good.

Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was born so long ago.

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.