“I often talked to Bing Crosby, and while I liked him, I never understood why he …” — Hedy Lamarr

I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails.

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.

All a woman needs is a good bath, clean clothes, and for her hair to be combed. These things she can do herself. I very seldom go to the hairdresser, but when I do, I just marvel.