"Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all nig..." — Isaac Asimov

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult.

I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander.

It takes more than capital to swing business. You've got to have the A. I. D. degree to get by - Advertising, Initiative, and Dynamics.