"I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander." — Isaac Asimov

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

To insult someone we call him 'bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, 'human' might be the greater insult.

It takes more than capital to swing business. You've got to have the A. I. D. degree to get by - Advertising, Initiative, and Dynamics.

When I read about the way in which library funds are being cut and cut, I can only think that American society has found one more way to destroy itself.