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"If I venture into the water in a bikini, the sight of my melanin-deficient Michigan belly might attr..." — Jennifer Armintrout
If I venture into the water in a bikini, the sight of my melanin-deficient Michigan belly might attract beluga whales. Sure, I could secretly live among them and learn their ancient ways, but I couldn't keep that kind of ruse up forever.
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