"I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others." — Jesse Eisenberg

Actors dread working with studios because they dictate what you do in a way that independent movies can't.

Depression, if it's an unconsciously elected experience, is a luxury.

I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there.

If you look at the movies that come out, most of them are bad, so it's not as if achieving some level of success means you get offered better roles, because frankly they don't seem to exist.