“Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick yo…” — Jesse Ventura

A war is justified if you're willing to send your son. If you're not willing to send your son, then how do you send someone else's?

Let me say this: I'm paranoid of the government. They've lost my trust. They've lied to me so many times that I don't know what to believe from them anymore.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished with my term as governor, I'm going back to the life that's waiting for me in the private sector.