“I'm a fiend for costume jewellery and have countless pairs of rhinestone or diam…” — Joan Collins

Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn't call her beautiful. I think that is why Cheryl Cole is so popular, because she is just so pretty and the public are starved of gorgeous people. When I was young, everybody on screen was gorgeous.

Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that.

If you eat junk, you look like junk. People say, 'It's not my fault, it's my glands.' It's not; it's greed!

I think, Larry, one of the things is I'm a very active person.