"I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappe..." — Johnny Depp

I have a place that I get to go to in the Bahamas. It's the only place that guarantees total anonymity and freedom.

I think, as an actor, it is good to feel the fear of failing miserably. I think you should take that risk. Fear is a necessary ingredient in everything I do. But if I do 'Hamlet,' it will probably be in a small theater on a small stage, and it will have to be very, very soon because I'm getting a little long in the tooth for it.

Nobody's ever made a film in the history of cinema where they weren't expecting some return on their dough.

There's always that moment on every movie where you just go, 'Okay, this is that moment. I'm about to potentially fall flat on my face, and I might as well just dive in and see what happens.'