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"When I was a kid, all I knew about Michael Jackson was that he was crazy. He had a monkey named Bubb..." — Jon Lovett

When I was a kid, all I knew about Michael Jackson was that he was crazy. He had a monkey named Bubbles and some kind of oxygen chamber, and he used to be black, but he made himself white, and he was nuts. That was Michael Jackson in full. Wacko Jacko.
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