"No, I'm not a French designer either. I'm from nowhere. I'm a European, old European is all I am." — Karl Lagerfeld

I'm not very gifted for hairdos. I don't like gel and all those products.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

I would like to be a one-man multinational fashion phenomenon.

I can hardly eat meat because it has to look like something what it was not when it was alive.