"I've done many ads because that's my new career. It's an inspiring extension for my mind." — Karl Lagerfeld

I'm not very gifted for hairdos. I don't like gel and all those products.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

I would like to be a one-man multinational fashion phenomenon.

I can hardly eat meat because it has to look like something what it was not when it was alive.