"I was an umpire at little league softball games. I only lasted a few games because I wasn't one hund..." — Kate McKinnon

That's the one criteria I have - I can't do an impression of someone I don't like.

I hope to be on 'SNL' as long as they'll let me.

Progress, real progress, makes me cry harder than anything. When the world itself grows.

I pride myself on being tragically uncool.