"I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, beca..." — Larry David

Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.