"Some athletes aren't small, they're just short." — Lee Corso

I've given the idea a lot of thought and I believe it is a sound, logical course of action to hire a woman. The woman I hire won't be on the field blowing a whistle. She'll be in charge of academic counseling for the players and will do some recruiting.

I don't think guys in TV should stay when it's time to leave.

I always stand on the visiting team's sidelines because there aren't as many people.

When I rest, I can talk. When I don't rest, I can't talk.