"Don't buy furs: that's No. 1. You can start with that. Then spay and neuter your pets. We destroy mi..." — Loretta Swit

My parents didn't want me to go into show business. They were afraid of what would happen if I didn't succeed. They wanted me to get married and have babies. I never saw marriage and family in my life.

M*A*S*H offered real characters and everybody identified with them because they had such soul. The humor was intelligent and it always assumed that you had an intellect.