“I was an awkward kid.” — Louis C. K.

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.