“Remember when you were in school and the teacher would put a picture under an ov…” — Lynda Barry

My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

I do love to eavesdrop. It's inspirational, not only for subject matter but for actual dialogue, the way people talk.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.