"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she..." — Lyndon B. Johnson

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.

Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time.

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'