"Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose." — Lyndon B. Johnson

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.

Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'