"A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a ..." — Lyndon B. Johnson

Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live in, no one single decision can make life suddenly better or can turn history around for the good.

I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is over, I am going to open a museum and put them on display.

Whoever won't fight when the President calls him, deserves to be kicked back in his hole and kept there.

I believe we can continue the Great Society while we fight in Vietnam.