“Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election retur…” — Marcelene Cox

No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent.

Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.