“Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to h…” — Margaret Cho

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!'

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.