“My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.” — Mark E. Smith

The manners thing's got worse. People think they can just text you if they've got bad news for you. It's not on. And as for people taking pictures at gigs on their phones, that's just weird.

The only good Philip K. Dick film is 'Total Recall.' It's faithful to the book. Arnie gets it.

They're weird aren't they, Prince fans?

Prince's manager once told me that I was the only person other than Prince who can recruit from the streets. Which was very flattering.