"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marij..." — Matt Lauer

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

I don't want to be known in my life for what I do from 5 to 9 in the mornings.

I don't walk around saying everything is going to be wonderful.