"'Nice' means nothing. Is it someone who doesn't swear and shout? I swear and shout. 'Nice' sounds in..." — Michael Palin

I want people to know there is more to Somalia than looting and piracy.

You don't ask people about the immigration policies of the U.K. or their country's agricultural policy. Instead, you talk to them about the meal they're eating or their family, and from that you get the sense of another human being, someone we can all relate to.

So many people had been asking me to write an autobiography, or threatening to write my biography without any input from me, that I thought I'd better tell my story before other people told it for me.

I have been unusually blessed in that I've been allowed to pursue two strands of a career that both delight me and seem to please the public.