"Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a no..." — Mike Judge

You ought to try being cruel to some people.

You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination.

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

When the show started out, it was like all of a sudden we had to do 35 episodes and we had just a month and a half to write them, and it took me a while to realize that I was in charge.