"Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other." — Neil Simon

Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. He said he'd known them since he was 18.

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.