"Burpees are great, but they just kill you." — Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Divorce is always terrible, but I haven't met anyone who went through it and isn't happier now.

I can't imagine life without my wife, but I don't think you should get a prize for staying together a long time.

Fart jokes still work for me.

Tina Fey's autobiography is very, very funny and very well written. It's her life story: it's about how she grows up in New York. There's no obvious reason why I should enjoy this - I mean, this is the autobiography of a woman in her early 40s in New York. I'm a guy from a small town in Denmark.