"There are too many organisations - and the BBC is a fabulous organisation - that seem to think it's ..." — Noel Edmonds

We tried our damnedest to make it a special entertainment, but I'll admit I'm a contributor to the decline in TV standards.

I didn't find Saturday night television difficult.

The majority of business people are sheeple.

When I worked for the BBC, what I was paid to do 'House Party' was all over the tabloid press, there was no privacy there.