“They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.” — Orson Welles

When television came along, I'd already done more than 10 years of radio work and I thought everyone would want me. I sat around waiting for the phone to ring - and it didn't.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.

I've always found it very sanitary to be broke.