"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." — Peter De Vries

Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.