"Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself." — Phil McGraw

Not everybody is some kind of media model.

I do not believe, even remotely, that you have to have a partner in your life in order to be whole, in order to be complete, in order to be fulfilled. You just don't have to.

I have some wonderful friends from the Mideast that are as red, white and blue as anybody you know, that have been harassed, and I think it's a terrible, terrible thing.

Parents need to dial in and know what their kids are doing.