"Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of t..." — Phyllis McGinley

A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.

When blithe to argument I come, Though armed with facts, and merry, May Providence protect me from The fool as adversary, Whose mind to him a kingdom is Where reason lacks dominion, Who calls conviction prejudice And prejudice opinion.

Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!

Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.