"As a freshman in college, I was dating this guy who said he was a stand-up, all he really did was op..." — Rachel Sennott

It's fun to play a party girl when the party turns bad because you can keep trying.

I feel like I used to cry all the time when I was in school. I don't know if it was hard, or if I was going through it emotionally, but clawing my way through rush hour at Trader Joe's was just depressing.

Not that people should do it in real life... but honestly, I'll say it: fighting looks hot.

If someone tells me they've read my tweets since the early days, I feel like I know them; they know my highs and lows for sure. My style of humor was so personal and very open, which I'm not against at all. I wanted to give myself a little space from that and let myself grow in a different direction.