"If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you..." — Richard Pryor

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day.

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.

The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?