“Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and …” — Robert A. Heinlein

I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.