“Coffee isn't just a source of pleasure for me: it is something I rely on to get …” — Ronan Keating

When greeting Pope Benedict a few years ago, I was meant to kiss the papal ring but I head-butted his hand instead. He just laughed at me.

I don't know how to use a washing machine.

I'd like less Irish-looking skin.

Sydney is the most amazing city. The food and the beautiful beaches are fantastic, and all that surf and sunshine make you feel unbelievably relaxed.