"A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is..." — Russell Lynes

In my estimation, the only thing that is more to be guarded against than bad taste is good taste.

It is always well to accept your own shortcomings with candor but to regard those of your friends with polite incredulity.

A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes.

When it gets dark enough you can see the stars.