"The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place." — Sacha Guitry

The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.

The little I know I owe to my ignorance.

You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.