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"Whenever someone says something to me like 'Oh, another blonde at ESPN,' I would like to crunch the ..." — Samantha Ponder

Whenever someone says something to me like 'Oh, another blonde at ESPN,' I would like to crunch the numbers. First, I think we have more brunettes than blondes. And second, there are only three normal hair colors. You're either a redhead, brunette, or blonde. It's really not that complicated.
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