"If I have kids, I'll adopt." — Sarah Silverman

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.

As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness.

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.